Donald Trump continuously denied accusations of Russian collusion from blood-thirsty Democrats. With shovels in their hands, the Dems dug as deep as they could go only to discover there was no buried trove of treasure. Their overactive imaginations had led them on a grey goose chase as Vladimir Putin chuckled at their foolishness.
But seeing as how there’s a new sheriff in town, things have changed. Where this new guy’s predecessor may have lacked political experience going into the job, this blundering fool should have retired from the business 20 years ago while he still had a heartbeat. But instead, he ran for President. And by hook or by crook he won. His name is, of course, Joe Biden.
Joe’s been around the block a few times. He knows all of the right people in all of the right places, and even though most of them can’t stand the guy, they have little choice but to at least acknowledge his presence. Time has also taught them that the best way to break through the old mans dementia laden barrier is with some sweet-smelling under-the-table cash. If nothing else, the old coot’s sense of smell still works fine.
Let’s go back to the good old campaign days when Biden was still hiding in his basement. A lot can be accomplished when you don’t have much to do, and considering how Biden already had stoolies out there rigging things for him, he had nothing but time on his arthritic hands.
His hands were able to straighten out just long enough to receive a handsome ‘donation’ from a Russian lobbyist who really, really, really, wanted Biden to win. Why? In one word. Oil.
Previous sanctions had been placed on the Russian firm that was building the Nord Stream 2 pipeline intended to carry the crude product from Putin’s backyard to Europe. Because the firm intended to take a shortcut across the Baltic Sea the worldwide environmentalist community became rightfully unhinged. One small leak could cause devastating and possibly irreparable damage.
Since coming on board Biden has refused to enforce the sanctions, instead choosing to turn a blind eye as though they have never existed.
The way the backdoor donation was made rendered it virtually impossible to notice. The money came via a guy named Richard Burt, who in the 1980s happened to be the U.S. ambassador to Germany. Burt now holds the title of Managing Partner with a firm called McLarty Associates, the builders of the heretofore mentioned pipeline. Boom.
All the Democratic National Committee that had investigated their candidates’ background to prepare for any backlash from past negative findings could say was that “He (Burt) was not flagged during our vetting process.”
“When Richard Burt donated to Biden Victory Fund, he failed to acknowledge that he was a registered foreign agent and was therefore ineligible to contribute,” the DNC said. “Because Burt also listed a different employer than on his [Foreign Agents Registration Act] registration, he was not flagged during our vetting process.”
They didn’t look very hard. In the 1980s when Burt was still on the job in Germany, he made two donations to Biden’s failed presidential campaign. His latest contribution was made just prior to election day in the name of Biden’s Victory Fund, prior to his even being elected.
Mr. Burt didn’t stop there. A large sum of money also appeared in the coffers of the liberal political action committee, Unite The Country, to make the pipeline issue disappear from their things-to-do list. Poof…
Now we could also delve into the reported $3.5 million Biden gladly received from Moscow’s mayor but that in itself is an entirely sort of related but different story. Bribery is bribery no matter how many Russians it takes to write a check.
So now that the DNC, us, and you, know about this, when is Biden’s impeachment trial going to be blasted over every major network for our express viewing pleasure? You don’t need any help, you can answer this one yourself.