Would Trump Offer RFK a Job? It’s Certainly a Possibility, But Nothing’s Cemented

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Presidential hopeful Robert F. Kennedy Jr., currently running as an independent, had engaged in secret negotiations with none other than ex-President Donald J. Trump regarding a potential alliance. According to sources close to both camps, these clandestine meetings centered upon one primary objective – securing Kennedy’s withdrawal from the election fray in return for a plum appointment within Trump’s prospective administration.

It appears that following what could only be described as an attempted assassination against Mr. Trump at a recent event in Pennsylvania, our embattled leader extended an olive branch across partisan lines by floating the prospect of awarding Kennedy a top-tier post focused primarily on healthcare concerns. This development raises grave questions surrounding backroom deals and their impact on American democracy itself!

As reported exclusively by The Washington Post, no concrete agreement materialized due largely to apprehensions over public perception concerning such overtly transactional politics. In spite of denials emanating from each camp, audio evidence obtained via social media corroborates claims suggesting conversations did indeed take place between the two figures.

During a recorded snippet released online featuring snippets of conversation between Messrs. Trump & Kennedy, listeners bear witness to candid discussion revolving around vaccines alongside veiled endorsements exchanged amidst mutual admiration:

“Anyway, I would love for you to serve,” declared Trump amid warm banter. “I think it would be so good for you and so big for you. And we’re gonna win — we’re gonna win — we’re way ahead of the guy.”

Subsequent fallout saw Kennedy express remorseful sentiments vis-à-vis unauthorized release of sensitive footage capturing intimate moments shared between himself and Trump:

“I should have ordered the videographer to stop recording immediately. I am mortified that this was posted. I apologize to the president.”

When questioned further by journalists probing into motivations behind possible collaboration, Kennedy revealed openness towards engaging constructively with representatives hailing from all corners of America’s fractured political spectrum:

“I’m willing to talk to anyone from either side of aisle interested discussing kids’ well-being plus strategies aimed squarely at eradicating rampant diseases afflicting modern society.”

Furthermore, expressing gratitude toward Trump for initiating dialogue despite perceived differences, Kennedy went on record stating:

“I’ve got loads of respect for President Trump because he took time off calling me directly.”

Meanwhile, Kennedy launched scathing attacks directed specifically at sitting POTUS Joseph R. Biden along with presumptive VP choice Senator Kamala D. Harris while addressing assembled members of the Fourth Estate just outside Boston earlier today:

“This represents everything wrong here! They embody ‘the Swamp,’ nothing short of its very own spawn… His selection [Biden] amounts to little else besides paying homage to Central Intelligence Agency operatives, elements embedded deep inside Military Industrial Complex!”