You may have noticed that the entire world is going to hell in a handbasket ever since Joe Biden and Kamala Harris took over the country. War, strife, financial chaos, runaway inflation, and other major problems that didn’t exist four years ago are now consuming the planet. Don’t worry, though! Joe Biden has a plan to save the world. He’s going to ban plastic forks, knives, and spoons. Also, straws.
During the same week that stock markets collapsed worldwide, erased $2 trillion in global wealth, the White House announced Joe’s ambitious plan to ban plastic cutlery in all federal agencies.
Ukraine’s front lines are collapsing to the point where Volodymyr Zelensky is ready to call for peace talks. World War III is about to break out with Iran in the Middle East, which could result in a nuclear conflagration killing millions of people.
But whatever. Joe Biden is fixated on solving the real problems in the world, like global warming (which is fake). He’s also calling on other world governments to follow his leadership example by banning plastic forks, knives, and spoons.
See, folks, this is why the rest of the world looks to the United States in times of crisis. Joe Biden and Kamala Harris are laser-focused on the problems that really matter, like single-use plastic cups. You take care of the big problems first, and then you move on to the little things.
Like the fact that the Strategic Petroleum Reserve is almost empty as we’re facing the potential of a global war. That can be dealt with later. First, we must lead by example after banning plastic straws, cups, and cutlery.
How soon is the November election again? We really need to get this clown show out of office.
