Russia Hoaxer Crooked Hillary Enlisted to Help Biden Get Reelected

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Evan El-Amin /

This should be received as fantastic news by the Trump campaign. The Democrats have enlisted Crooked Hillary Clinton—of all people—to try to help the flailing Joe Biden 2024 campaign back on track. Because if there is one person who is known for her amazing warmth and relatability both on and off the campaign trail, it’s Hillary.

Who could forget the time when Hillary cackled like a maniac after she got America’s War on Terror ally Muammar Qaddafi sodomized and murdered by terrorists as if that were a good thing? Or the time when she was caught on a hot mic at an Easter event for special needs children, and she called the kids “a bunch of retards?”

NBC News reports that Hillary raised $1 million for Biden from wealthy donors at her palatial mansion in Georgetown. After that, she’s being expected to take on an even larger role in the Biden campaign apparatus, despite being so unlikeable that Donald Trump trounced her in 2016.

That campaign was so bad that she ended up having to pay a fine for lying about financing the fake Russia collusion dossier. A new book claims that her own husband, Bill Clinton, stated that Hillary’s 2016 campaign was such a disaster at communicating a message to the American voters that they “couldn’t sell p***y to a troop train.”

You know, that’s a real quote because it sounds exactly like something Bill Clinton would say.

“You know you are in deep, deep trouble if you are picking up the bat phone and calling Hillary Clinton to come help you out,” noted Fox News contributor Charlie Hurt. “If you need help among women voters, and you’re a Democrat, and you’re running against Donald Trump, you should just quit because it’s over.”